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Nasty surprise found hanging in French kitchen!


Nasty surprise found hanging in French kitchen!

Got home to find this hanging in the kitchen...answers on a postcard...lol!



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Was it once a cabbage?

24 Jan, 2012

 

Saucisse s├Ęche?

24 Jan, 2012

 

After much consideration I think it's a ...

... nasty surprise :o(((

24 Jan, 2012

 

I was afraid that it was a bit of juju, when I got in...shrunken head perhaps???

But, no...I remembered that I'd left an Italian Coppa hanging up...

Very close, Severnside! :))))

24 Jan, 2012

 

Lol. The prize goes to Severnside ...

What's the prize ?

... is it the nasty surprise ? ;o)

24 Jan, 2012

 

Haha! What could be better, Terra...a prime, authentic well-aged and well-hung salami! LOL! ;)))

(Not really sure what to do with it...there's a toxic waste disposal centre a few kilometers away.....)

24 Jan, 2012

 

Reports of a UFO in your kitchen have gone viral ...

... Men in space suits are on their way to you now.

24 Jan, 2012

 

I could be sitting (hanging) on a miracle cure for many (as yet undiscovered) diseases, Terra...

...hold back the space-men until I get a patent...!

24 Jan, 2012

 

Lol... too late ... the little green men are coming to collect their fossilised French cousin ...

24 Jan, 2012

 

Ah, well...it's probably for the best...

...we don't want any pandemics being traced back to a small hamlet in south-west France, I suppose...

...have sent out for plastic tunnels....

24 Jan, 2012

 

I was eating when I clicked that!

24 Jan, 2012

 

Oooooh, sorry Pimpernel!! I'm sure that it will still be okay in the middle, though....!

24 Jan, 2012

 

lol.....ha ha ha...ok in the middle...nice one!!! p.s. I knew it was sausage as soon as I saw it...perhaps that tells you something about my food storage habits! :))

24 Jan, 2012

 

My mate Mr Granelli would be apauled if he thought you were going to throw away the outside !!

24 Jan, 2012

 

lol...you two are killing me!!...with mouldy sausage!!

24 Jan, 2012

 

I'm not Joking KS..He has a Mummified Ham in the cellar that he bought in Italy...He has not been "home" for at least 7 years..!

24 Jan, 2012

 

See! They're built to last!!!

Anyone for the 'rind'? Signore Granelli? lol! :)))

24 Jan, 2012

 

Eww!

24 Jan, 2012

 

Er..how do you know about that mummy Pimps...can you smell it from your sitting room? ;)

24 Jan, 2012

 

Not if I keep the windows shut.!

24 Jan, 2012

 

S'spect it's perfectly okay in the middle...

...men in white on the way...

24 Jan, 2012

 

lol..made me think of this K

http://www.geolocation.ws/v/W/4d52587e1d41c86ece010a6e/monks-carrying-st-aidan-spectacular/en

So you been home then? :)

25 Jan, 2012

 

It looks scary! Yuck!

25 Jan, 2012

 

Just what I wanted to see first thing this morning ! Remember those little aliens on the 'Smash' advert,saying people from "uddersfield "were knocking hell out of potato's to make mash ? I will send them round to deal with your monstrosity...might taste ok when in packet form..it should be dried out enough by now ! See,we are famous here for something .Lol:o))

25 Jan, 2012

 

It blends nicely with the stone though..almost camoflaged no wonder she missed it.

25 Jan, 2012

 

It does,Pimp..I will agree with that..Salmonella on a string..very upmarket design..should sell well...

25 Jan, 2012

 

GoY crashed on me last night - was it just me or did it happen to anyone else?

Hi Pixi and Delonix! Yes, home at last...luckily this coppa is the only casualty of the winter (apart from a couple of roof tiles which need jiggling)...

...know what you mean tho' - it does camouflage nicely with the stone, Pim...even the cleaner only noticed it last week!

I was in the kitchen for ages before I saw the scary bondaged 'face' looking at me...took a while and an apprehensive close-up inspection to realise what it was...

...I'm wondering what will happen if I just leave it for a bit longer...new trend in kitchen fossils? Maybe I could market them, Bloomer? lol!

25 Jan, 2012

 

The more I look at it,the more it has a face..a bit like "The Scream" ? ..just going to take my tablet ! :o) How about a doorstop ? Lol.

25 Jan, 2012

 

I saw a hanging fish, well half a fish with an evil fish face, Then I saw one of Dr Who's monsters. A word of advice Karen.....SACK YOUR CLEANER!!! Lol

25 Jan, 2012

 

Shrunken head...that's what I saw...spooky...

...now, you're right! I must speak to that cleaner......
...although, in fairness it has sort of 'organically' blended into the kitchen! lol!

25 Jan, 2012

 

I suppose the flies would have been more of a give away in the summer!!

25 Jan, 2012

 

Ah..GoY completely crashed on me as well Bad Gateway 505.

25 Jan, 2012

 

I've never seen that before Pimp..I thought it was something I had done..but noticed google and emails were ok,so gave it up as a bad job..and closed down earlier than usual..not a bad thing..:o).So I will know what it is,if it happens again...

25 Jan, 2012

 

Oh well...stopped us going into 'the night of the living dead', I suppose...or maybe that was just me :o !!

25 Jan, 2012

 

Not just you,Karen..but I got to bed a bit earlier ! :o)

25 Jan, 2012

 

But, Bloomer...is that not where THEY come to get you! lol!!! :)

...Ignore that - I've been in Africa too long already...

;))

25 Jan, 2012

 

Maybe I am one of them,Karen..feels like it sometimes ! Lol.

25 Jan, 2012

 

Are you back in France for good?

26 Jan, 2012

 

...errr...ongoing negotiations with OH...
...very difficult - still want to have OH - but, also, life (as we know it) as well! :/

27 Jan, 2012

 

Oh dear Karen.....can't you just be a roving reporter? x

30 Jan, 2012



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